When you have something to say and don’t know how to say it, turn to Terrapin Stationers for help. The company is based in NYC but prices are available in £UK and items are shipped promptly. The ever-so-clever brand offers a range of quirky cards and notelets that say plenty. There are classic motifs – fish, heart, anchor, bicycle, ram, hand grenade, knuckleduster (the usual) – and fantastically audacious ones, too – ‘Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe’, ‘I F***ing Love You’, ‘LOLZ’, ‘WTF?’ and ‘You’re The F***ing Man’. Say what you mean to say. The lucky recipient will no doubt be lost for words.

Available online at terrapinstationers.com